The Nickname Story

For the past decade of my life. People gave me loads of nicknames, ranging from countries to animals to utter rubbish and all kinds of crap.


Well, my first nickname in primary school was red tail, direct translation from my original name. Yes, and i think that people who calls me red tail are either, an imbecilic moron, or a *beep*ing degenerate. Maybe somewhere in between too.

Anyway, after that it became Hong Kong. Well, being named after a country ain't that bad, afterall, i like Hong Kong very much.



But then again it's get uber irritating when it changes from Hong Kong to King Kong! -.-


I WANT MY REAL NAME!



So after i enter seconday school. Yes, thank god goodness everyone was much mature and they don't call me red tail, hong kong or king kong.


BUT


They call me Wei Ge. In english, it's like Brother Wei. But, Wei Ge in chinese has ANOTHER meaning!



It means viagra!

aka Blue Pill aka Woohoo UP aka Banana Fertiliser aka Marikita Pill



Yes, talk about raging hormones of secondary school boys.




So throughtout sec school. It's been Wei Ge here and there, but i don't mind it. It sounds cool to me.






NO! DON'T THINK DIRTY! >=(
It's cool because it's unique!






So i went poly and get all kinds of nicknames. Mostly revolves around animals. Everyone calls me a monkey, horse, lion, blah blah blah. Sometimes even cartoon characters! And i mean MALE cartoon characters, no minnie mouse kind of bullshit.

However, there's one nickname which is made up of absolutely utter randomness. It started with speaking sentences with loads of zees (z) inside. Let me show you an example


My mom is so pretty, she pwns your mom.
Maiz momz iz zo prettyz, shez pwnz youz momz.


So hong wei becomes,

zongz weiz


And in short form,

ZONGZ.

So this is how this name came about. It's usually used by the CBE peeps but somehow, it got spreaded to the SGLs side. And i start hearing SGLs calling me Zongz!

Well, i love the name zongz. It's unique! (no pun intended) And easy to call!

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P.S You know for all the nicknames of viagra, only Blue Pill is the real one. The rest are just made up by me. But then again, nicknames are made up by people, aren't they? ;)