Behold the Saviour!

Bow down to our Saviour! For he will bring blessing to people who needs-to-wake-up-earlier-than-his-peers-so-that-he-can-be-on-time-for-school!

Hear not about:

1) Economic results
2) Unemployment rates
3) Bumpy years ahead
4) Inflation
5) Increased GST
6) ERPs
7) Higher cost of living
8) Need to increase population
9) Future effects of Cyberspace
10) Political turbulence
11) Staying attractive to investors

Because the most important part is this!

The eden!
The life jacket of a drowning man!
The parachute for a sky-diver!
The food for the starving!
The love for the broken-hearted!
The child of impotent families!
The air for breathing!
The water for drinking!
The alcohol for alcoholics!
The music for the deaf!
The eyes for the blind!
The bed for the tired!
The computer for the geeks!
The mahjong for the old!
The casino for the gamblers!

YOU SEE HOW IMPORTANT THIS PART IS?!










DO YOU SEE IT?!









Now that you know, i'll show it to you. The Saviour has spoken! All is well, my friends! Bow down to Lord Saviour!


"We are also expanding university places. The Government has approved plans for a new publicly-funded university.

Its campus will be in Changi, with good bus and train access from around the island. It will admit its first intake in 2011.

This new university will open up more opportunities for Singaporeans to develop themselves and to advance."


NEW UNIVERSITY
CHANGI
FIRST INTAKE 2011
WHERE AM I AT 2011?!
ARMY!
AND WHEN I'M OUT
THE UNIVERSITY WILL BE READY!




EAT THAT WESTERN-NERS!



YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF HAVING TO WAKE UP SO MUCH EARLIER THAN YOU ALL JUST TO GET TO SCHOOL ON TIME?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY !@#$ING PEOPLE ARE THERE AT PASIR RIS?!

DO YOU KNOW HARD IS IT TO GET A SEAT ON THE MRT?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TIRED IS IT TO SLEEP LATE AND WAKE UP SO GOD DAMN EARLY WHEN THE SUN HAVEN'T SHINE ON YOUR ASS?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TIRING IS IT TO DRAG YOURSELF OUT OF THE BED JUST TO ATTEND 1HR OF LECTURE?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW IRRITATING IS IT TO MEET YOUR FELLOW PROJECT MATES IN SCHOOL BECAUSE IT'S CLOSER TO THEM?!

DO YOU KNOW HOW TIRING IS IT TO REACH HOME SO LATE AND YOU STILL HAVE TO STUDY FOR A UPCOMING TEST?!

DO YOU KNOW?!


DON'T SAY SORRY TO ME! I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!

It's too late to apologize~ it's too late~
I say it's too late to apologize~ it's too late~
Ohhh~ wooohh~

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