Karma - It has finally spoken to me

Karma Show phonetics
noun [U](in the Buddhist and Hindu religions) the force produced by a person's actions in one of their lives which influences what happens to them in their future lives

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary)

So many years..

It's been so many years...

I always believed in karma. People are always responsible for whatever actions they've done, be it good or bad. And if it's a bad one, retribution will occur. Bad karma will come find you.

Everytime, some pricks people will always be there to ruin my day. Calling me names, disturbing me, irritating me, finding fault in whatever i do. Everytime, i curse and swear behind they're backs, as there's nothing much i could do, but to suffer in silence.

I keeping asking myself, "Do i really have to face all these shit? It's unfair! Where's all the justice!"

Some of you may think that life is unfair. Fine, so be it. But what about justice? How can all these pricks people get away from all these trouble they caused! WHERE'S THE JUSTICE?!

The karma that i always believed in, never came. It's suppose to help me take revenge, but i didn't.



However,



It always help other people take revenge. Let me narrate an example.



I laughed at my friend who went to shave botak. He told me i'll get my fair share of botak-ness. I told me, it's gonna come true anyway, i'm gonna go army in like a few years time. But i didn't expect karma to be so efficient. Within weeks, i lost a bet to another friend and was forced to shave botak. Everything came too fast. Too fast.

I can't believe it. Karma is so efficient in helping other people, what about me? What happened to the people who ruin my day? Have they got to taste their own medicine?

I don't think so.



Karma is being a bitch in my life. It's always there for other people, but not for me.

I couldn't stand it anymore, i began to lose hope. However, i still didn't give up on it. I still believe people will get their retribution. One fine day, karma will come and help me.




So one fine day, it really happened.

Karma spoked to me! It explained everything!

I was talking to some of my friends when it suddenly nudge me.

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Karma just sent you a nudge.
_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
eh wtf?

Karma says:
Hello Hong Wei.

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
who are you?

Karma says:
It's me, Karma. You dumbshit, isn't it obvious enough?

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
:O

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
karmaaaaaaa! you're finally here to talk to me!

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
i've been looking for you for years! you always help other people but not me =(

Karma says:
Ah, stop it with the emo face. It's irritating.

Karma says:
Anyway, i'm here to explain myself.

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
yea, you owe me tons of explanation which would take years to finish -.-

Karma says:
And you better stop being sarcastic or I'll make sure you suffer.

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
okokokok sorry

Karma says:
All these years, I haven't helped you, is because I want you to endure all the hardship.

Karma says:
Without all these hardship, you will not grow into a better man.

Karma says:
So, to show that I'm still here for you, I'll show you that I've actually done something.

Karma says:
-inserts blog link-

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
HOLY SHITZZZZZZ

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
THAT'S LIKE ZOMG RETRIBUTIONNNN

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
i'm so gonna tell everyone! thanks karma!

Karma says:
Now now, don't you dare tell anyone. It will leak out someday, just leave it to me. :)

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
:O really? you sure?

Karma says:
I'm sort of in debt to you for not helping you all these years. It's about time I do something.

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
omggggg THANKS ALOT!

Karma says:
No problem. :)

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
oh ya, you know the explanation you gave me, it sounds like a rehearsed script. no offence =x

Karma says:
Are you looking for trouble?

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
uh no, just telling you only! chill man! XD

Karma says:
...

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
another question, are you male or female?

Karma says:
What do you think?

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
uh, male? because only males could have screw things up like this!

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
*points at blog link*

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
AHAHAHAHAHAH

Karma says:
Up to you to decide. But did you know you just self pwned?

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
oh ya hor -.-

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
DAMN IT!

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
-________-"

Karma says:
:)

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
do you have to type so formally to me? and self pwn is not formal at all!

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
YOU JUST SELF PWNED! HAHAHAHAHAH XD

Karma says:
How else do you want me to type?

Karma says:
h0wzx b0utz typpiinqx lykxzx diisxzx?

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
omg, that's so shili

Karma says:
Haha! Beware of what you say, because Karma will come back and bite you!

Karma says:
Now look who just shoot himself in the foot? :)

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
WTF! I WAS JOKING!!!

_hong wei ™ [ QS revival - Devil's Perch ] just you and me says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUU
Karma says: :)

And soon after that he went offline. If he was male in the first place -.-

Now that i know Karma is still looking out for me, i should take note of what i say/do, who knows, Karma may come and bite your ass!

:D

Bye everyone!

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