Twit!

After looking at some threads about twits. I realised it's very funny to actually talk to twits. I mean, when you're typing normal english, and they reply in twit language. It's very funny (at least to me), and when you tried to type twit language to them. And not only typing twit language to them, you over-exaggerate it. Then they will be overwhelmed and stuff, and they start saying that they don't understand you. When at the first place, they shouldn't be typing LiikeE diis, if they want to be understood.

So i dedicated this post of twit language to everyone

Disclaimer: You will experience a hard time reading all this (at least to some people) and your eyes will burn and experience pain.

Thou hath been warnedth.

Oh ya, Medieval English rocks too ;D

sh0s, ii wiiL sttaRt bY t0kiiNqq ab0utt h0ws e laNquAqeEx cameEx ab0utt. fiiRstLii, iits sttaRtEd bY hAbiinqq eenqwiishx bEiinqq rEallix hEaViili eDiitEdx, uNtiil iit's n0t eBeNx rEaD-aBlee bY pPlx. Mo0re0veR, gRamMaR miisTakEx aPpEaRx evErYwhErE & n0t 0niweE taT, spElliNq eRr0rx to0. SuRpRiisiinqLii, e "iinvEntii0n" 0f sUcH a "laNquAqeEx" cAmE fr0m Asiia, & ii thiinKx iit's fr0m SiinGap0rEx. iit's rEallix embArrAsSiinq t0 haB aN aNqm0h laUgHx aT e twiitx laNquAqeEx. aNiwAi, pPlx wh0s uSuAlli tyPe liikeE tiis aRe giirLs wh0 isH tRyiinq t0 aCt cUtE. bUtt d0n bE sUrpRiiseD tAt b0iis aCtuAlli tyPex liikeE tiis. ii g0t a sEc sko0l claSsmAtEx wh0 tyPex liikeE tiisx. iitsx rEaLLi iirRiitAtiinq t0 sEe hiim tyPex liikeE tiis. ii t0ld hiim tAt hE tyPeDx liikE a giirL, aNd vUlqaRiitiiEszx wErE tHr0wN at miiex. ii tHiinkx ii wiiLl st0px hErE, iits oSo a t0uGh j0b t0 tyPex liikEe tiis, s0 piiti mE eH? A c0okiiexz t0 aNy0nE wh0 aCtuAllii rEaD tiis. xD

Yes, that short paragraph above me took around a few hours. It's really eye-straining to even type it out. I think i need my eye drops.

That's all for today.

Hath a niceth day ;D